Sign up for Assisted Suicide Club membership! First 10 members get prioritized assistance in any requested day convenient. Prerequisite: skillful in making the assistance looks like an accident so no questions will be asked by authorities when the assistance occured. #hihellothere – Read on Path.
I wish you would’ve smiled in the bakery ~ (at Paris Bakery)
Burung-burung Manyar. #nowreading #sastra
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I’ve seen some videos somewhere about how removing alpha males in some (animal) packs can establish peace. Hey world leaders, want a world peace? Let’s flush those human alpha males down the toilet! – Read on Path.
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Dad’s now using my Lumia and bought mum another Lumia phone, gampang bener ngajarinnya ketimbang android, blackberry ato iphone (dan lebih murah juga, ehehe), persoalannya agak ribet di masalah managing address booknya ini.
I’m planning to do it remotely, logging into their outlook account and add the phone numbers manually into their address book.. Agak repot sih emang tp seengganya sekali kerja kesimpen sampe besokannya. 😌 – Read on Path.
On my way to TPS. Critanya cari shortcut, tp kok jebul jalannya kayak tempat nongkrong serial killer gini. ONE MUST WONDER WHAT’S BEHIND THOSE BUSHES..
FOLKS, When you don’t hear from me in 20 minutes, know that I meant to vote for Jokowi. And also know that I love you, Jos, and all the bad things you haven’t done to me. Salam dua jari ✌~ #morningdrama – View on Path.
Di kantor yang paling keliatan wira-wiri ke kamar mandi itu saya. Dulu, di kantor lama, kebiasaan kayak gini lumayan concealed karena letak kamar mandi bukan yang harus pake nyebrang ke bangunan lain kayak sekarang. Lumayan tengsin sih karena selain harus nglewatin kerumunan orang di pantry, celana juga rasanya agak lembab dan bikin gak pede (okay sorry, it’s TMI, but worry not, I’ve solved that problem now, YAY!).
One should ask then, why do I visit the loo this often than most people? One even thought I was a pregger. Ha.
I drink a lot. I mean A LOT of water. I have this big plastic glass with a measurement on its side, it sized up to 700ml if it’s fully filled. And I took about three to four trips a day to fill the glass up. And of course drink them. So yes, please excuse my bladder for doing its job more frequent than it supposed to, but I reckon it’s normal, if I have that kind of water intakes and as a result my visitation to the bathroom would take more than thrice trips in one night?