Thought via Path

Obsesi saya seputar penghijauan di rumah(-rumah) bokap masih berkenaan dengan kapan di sana akan tumbuh pohon bugenvil raksasa dengan flower petals yang berguguran. – Read on Path.

 

At PTPN IX (PERSERO) PG Pangka Tegal

Likely not going to sleep tonight, there’s a snoring concert and its conductor is nowhere to be found so I can’t ask anybody to turn the volume down or turn all the entire symphony off. – at PTPN IX (PERSERO) PG Pangka Tegal – See on Path.

 

Thought via Path

A heated discussion with dad, we both admire Ahok, but Dad disapproves with the way he handles his employers(?), menurut beliau yang juga biasa galak sama anak buah, teguran keras yang berakibat pemberhentian kerja, sebisa mungkin dilakukan secara subtle, less demonstrative, supaya ybs tidak sakit hati & menaruh dendam.

Karena menurut kanjeng papi, a man with a vengeance is very resourceful termasuk bawa2 dunia santet buat pelaksanaan balas dendam. Beliau cerita juga ttg kabag2 yg mendadak lumpuh gara2 ada yg ‘mbikin’. Dan kebanyakan cuma karena sakit hati.

Jadi, inasmuch as we both admire Ahok for what he did and will do, we want the good guy stick around for a long time. Stay well, stay sane, hey dear sir. ✊ – Read on Path.

 

Thought via Path

#overheard

Ada anak bertanya pada bapaknya.

Anak: ‘Pak, kata pak guru Alloh itu bukan cowo dan bukan cewe, bener ya?’
Bapaknya: ‘He emh, bener..’
Anak: ‘Trus berarti Alloh gak punya titit ya Pak?’
Bapaknya: ‘Ngng…’
Anak: ‘Gak punya wawuk juga?’
Bapaknya: ‘…’ *kringetan*
Anak: ‘Trus pipisnya gimana, Pak?’
Bapaknya: ‘…’ ‘Tanya ibukmu sana ~’

*syukurlah bukan aku yg jadi ibuknya* 😅 – Read on Path.

 

Thought via Path

Because one of these days all you need is that one person who dares to say, “bitch, please, you’re not that special,” to your face to snap you back to reality & keep your two feet on the ground. – Read on Path.

 
Maaf kalau saya sering seperti ini. – View on Path.

Maaf kalau saya sering seperti ini. – View on Path.

 

Thought via Path

Sign up for Assisted Suicide Club membership! First 10 members get prioritized assistance in any requested day convenient. Prerequisite: skillful in making the assistance looks like an accident so no questions will be asked by authorities when the assistance occured. #hihellothere – Read on Path.

 
I wish you would’ve smiled in the bakery ~ (at Paris Bakery)

I wish you would’ve smiled in the bakery ~ (at Paris Bakery)